"Okay, okay. I just have an obligation to tell you how I'm feeling about this." Tim Gunn
"The fact that I'm sleeping with the director may have something to do with it." Frances McDormand on how she got the part in Fargo
You don't have to call Jewish people "Jewish people." It turns out they don't mind being called plain old "Jews." LOL. from Britney's Conversion Diary on www.borowitzreport.com
You took my joy. I want it back. Lucinda Williams
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson~
Daniella tells us that she likes thin models whose bodies don't interfere with her designs. Me, too! When I write something, I like to print it out and tape it to the bodies of models. And they have to be super thin, otherwise their normal, fat bodies would create curves on the paper or something, and it would be harder to read MY writing on their bodies. I hate it when their bodies interfere with what I'm trying to do that's all about me and not them and their bodies. Television Without Pity, blogging about Fashion Show
The only Zen you find on tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there. Robert M. Pirsig
I love your handbag so much that I'm going to chew on it, darling! Tim Gunn
I don't do nothing I don't want to do. John Lee Hooker
...do the world a favor: If you're not watching television at all, stop talking about how you don't watch television at all. Do all those better things you're doing. Talk about that. Hank Stuever, Washington Post TV Critic
Woman yells across the street to a man she seems to know: "Happy New Year!" Man: "Whatever, muthafucka!"
14th Street in Columbia Heights, per dcist
Relationships are made of talk - and talk is for girls and women. ~Deborah Tannen~
Conspiracy Theorists Say NASA Faked Obama's Birth The so-called "Birther" movement gained new steam today as one of its prominent Congressional advocates claimed that NASA faked the birth of Barack Obama. www.BorowitzReport.com
One person’s constant is another person’s variable. ~Susan Gerhart~
If you're going through hell, keep walking. ~Winston Churchill~
They thought he was so funny, and they thought we were literally two peas in a pod. ~ Heidi on her parents' reaction to meeting Spencer ~
I'm really hoping that Heidi has absolutely no understanding of what the word "literally" means, or else it means that her parents are complete idiots. ~ A Socialite's Life on Heidi's understanding of her own vocabulary ~
.....what she really meant was 2 douches in a box.... ~ A commenter, commenting ~
"Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "I don't know. Why don't you ask my last boyfriend." ~Friends with Money, Jennifer Aniston~
The doctor in here says I exhibit a morbid sense of reality. Wanda, Big Love
“That which needs to be proved cannot be worth much” Friedrich Nietzsche
Going gray is like ejaculating: you know it can happen prematurely, but when it does it comes as a total shock. ~Anderson Cooper~
You all look alike.
A hospice nurse telling me that one of the cousins or sisters or nieces had been to visit my great aunt a bit earlier and that she didn't know which one because, as she said, we all look alike. When one of your clan is dying, hearing that you all look alike is funny and soothing and nice to hear.
First of all, I would like to clear the air on one thing. Alison has slept with more men than Amanda; Sydney has slept with more men than Amanda; I think Matt has slept with more men than Amanda.” Heather Locklear on Amanda Woodward
"...there is something undeniably creepy about a 10-year-old girl in a thong." from The Virginity Mystique by Nona Willis-Aronowitz, in The Nation
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein~
All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. Mark Wahlberg